1.  I use profanity.   A lot of it.  If you are uncomfortable with any of the seven words listed in Anthrax’s “Startin up a Posse,” this site is probably not for you.

2.  I live in Chicago.  I love Chicago.  If you have some weird aversion to Chicago, this site is probably not for you.

3.  If you’re of the mentality that “most people are good deep down,” this site is probably not for you.  Most people are assholes.

Happy reading!